Pre-Movie: Ahhh, I can’t wait to sit back, relax, and take in another great/uplifting Disney Pixar movie.
First Minute and a Half: What a cute little couple! In love since childhood. Yep, this is definitely what I had in store when coming to this theatre.
Two-Four Minutes In: Wtf? No. No I will not cry.
Four-Seven Minutes In: Why? Why is this happening? This is ME in ten years! Oh God, why did I come here? I should have seen that new Night at the Museum movie…
The Rest of the Movie: Stop crying. For Christ’s sake woman, the story has progressed. Why am I still weeping? Oh yeah, because that was the saddest ten minutes in cinema history. But really. Stop. Crying.
Hope you enjoyed my take on the movie, “Up”. I know I can’t be the only one. Come on…be honest.